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Luxurious Tempur-Pedic Memory Foam
Mattress Queen Size (Almost New) - $500

For sale is a relatively new and luxuriously comfortable queen size Tempur-Pedic mattress.

It was purchased new about one year ago and the memory foam feels amazing. It will conform to your body perfectly and feels like you are sleeping on a cloud without any of the painful pressure points, tossing and turning, etc.

Originally purchased for $1500, this bastion of comfort can be yours today for only $500 or the highest offer (starting high due to its sentimental value).

P.S. One cosmetic detail... Although there are some slightly noticable afterbirth stains on one side of the mattress (see bottom picture), they have been thoroughly sanitized and are also shaped like a heart. This could be a romantic addition for anyone looking to add that extra spark to your love life. Placenta/bloodstains easily covered by your favorite linens. Whether you are looking for a good-luck charm to help with a child of your own or simply recognize the luxurious comfort of a top-quality mattress at a superb value, this mattress is sure to satisfy.


This is still available, not due to lack of interest but because apparently the Internet thinks this is a huge deal and we have gotten too many emails to sort through to find the serious ones. If you are actually interested in buying this, please get in touch.